Painting for a Pink Wall (Winnie)

We're fighting SPAM tonight with this one. leave me a comment with the best (or worst) spam you've received and we'll tally them up. -tom

 

Black: i want to make a quick blog painting about spam Black: got any red in you? Red: sure sure Black: nice! Black: hello winnie welcome to the tom blog Red: spam spam spam Red: danke Black: yipes too much of it Black: it's everywhere Black: masquerading as real email Red: i don't have a penis to enlarge Black: how do you feel about the stuff? Red: i don't believe in christian mortgages Red: hate it Black: wow be stallone in bed! Red: how do you know if stallone is any good? Black: amazing opportunity for americans Black: i don't no Red: hehe Black: i have no knowledge on that particular subject Black: longerrr Red: stallone is not the first person i would think about in terms of sex Black: no i'm sorry that was my mistake - it's just longerr Black: what about mortgages? Red: hahahaha Red: i don't need to take another one out Black: do you think his application was approved? Red: and i don't think a christian one would make matters better Red: stallone's Red: i think he would do just fine if he signed up for a home equity loan Red: hehehehe Black: amazing opportunity for americans Red: yes Black: haha Red: hehehe Red: i'm eating the opposite of spam Black: oh here's one - let's play a game Red: ok Black: spam or not spam Red: ok Black: ready? Red: yes! Black: this is how the game works Black: i give you an email and you tell me what you think Red: ok Black: spam or not spam Black: here's the first Red: ready! Black: Last chance for low rates Sat, 28 May 2005 02:50:25 -0500 Red: spam! Black: correct Red: what do i win? Black: Wow...Mens Love This N1lA1k Red: i want to win a tempurpedic mattress Red: um...i'm gonna go with spam, tom Black: that would be correct winnie Black: here's a tough one Red: ding ding ding ding ding Red: ok Black: Client Newsletter Red: hrm Black: your answer please.. Red: *small voice* Red: spaaaaaam? Black: Client Newsletter Black: correct! Red: YAYYYYYYY! Red: tell me what i won! Black: authored by Samantha Cartwright this spammy email tells us how the company that offered the lowest rate and largest loan quantity has requested your information be verified Black: and they've even provided a handy link for us to click! Black: how thoughtful Red: convenient Black: here's one Black: RE: MG Chi for Memorial Day (verification) Black: spam or not spam Red: not spam! Black: yes!! Black: a short one now: Black: Hey baby : ) Red: hmm Red: i have received many a spam email with that subject Black: and your answer would be.... Red: but i have also received many a legit email from my exes with that subject Red: i want to say not spam Black: it's a tough one Black: let's see...... Red: i want to believe there is still good in the world Black: oh i should have told you it was from a fellow named "Fryer A. Advanced" would that have affected your call any? Red: YES Red: hehe Black: let's see what friar spam has to say tonight... Red: hehe Black: oh look at that - he's selling viagra and cialis and soft viagra and soft cialis and we can click here to visit his NEW ONLINE PHARMACY STORE Black: i'd say that's a definite spam contender - how about you? Red: YESH sir Black: News Today... Fountain of Youth Red: oh boy Black: ......... or fountain of spam? Red: haha Red: would it be a fountain of spam puree? Black: yes indeed Black: winnie so what's your take on all this ... this stuff... this useless stuff we have to sift through? Black: what can be done? Red: not a lot Red: i've stopped using outlook Black: this costs a lot of time Red: that helps Red: yes Black: and sometimes real emails don't get through Red: if i just go straight to the website to check my email it takes care of the spam Red: ah Red: i don't think i've had that problem Black: i wonder how many of my emails about shows and things actually get through people's spam filters Red: i got your mail Black: you got our MG Chi alright ? Red: yup Black: what if you wanted to "Buy popular drugs online" would you click open a fresh copy of an email drafted by Zavala Randy to find out more? Red: nos ir Red: i don't think i'd ever click on anything from those emails Black: Willie Phipps promises that we'll "Never be intimidated by sex again!" Black: wow Red: heh Black: what's a painting made of entirely of two people going through spam look like anyway? Black: two 'of's there Red: hrm Red: no idea Black: maybe this has to go onto a special spam wall of someone's house Red: what color is the wall? Black: you know - for all the spam paintings Red: that weird shade of pink ? Black: not sure Red: with that slight grey tinge? Black: i think that would work Black: i see it now... Black: "Painting for a Pink Wall (Winnie)" Red: nice Black: what's the jelly all about in spam anyway? Red: i dunno Black: never quite got that Red: it scares me Black: me too Black: it's like spam afterbirth material i suppose Red: eeeeeeeew Red: yuck Black: well i didn't make it Red: hehe Red: i think i want to go to bed now Black: you think we ought to take it out of the painting? Red: enough spam Red: no Black: good we'll leave it in Red: i don't like having anything taken out Black: thanks for helping me make this Red: you're welcome Red: it was fun! Black: final thought for everyone out there? Red: say no to spam! Black: click or don't click? Red: don't click!

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